1999 SIM

thinking back through the years. thanks to ah lim who did this video maNy moons ago!

No better way to celebrate Teacher's Day!!

We are always living on present and looking at future; it's the past that determines who we are!

I'm always filled with nostalgia for my school days. I'm sure we all are. Last sat allows me to re-live that same youthful, energetic, carefree, playful and sweet days again (although its our Group Agency Outing).

Part of 'my class' before the great amazing race!



3 Months Probation?

Secondary school boy and Primary school girl!

The Clue : The King that loves the oily dough! (Place)

Enjoy some light moments.......at Muthu's expense

dear all... i am doing ok... saw yvonne's joke and decided to put this one here as well.. this email amused quite a bit. hehe..

by the way, anyone gg to US or UK, watch Avenue Q! its damn good.... go to my blog, i have all hte links to the synopsis and songs.... i am sooo sure ALL of you will LOVE it!! i mean seriously, they have puppets having sex on stage! haha... and they talk about porn! haha.. and about racist jokes ... u get it.. they even poke fun of this jap who cannot speak properly! replacing all the 'R' with 'L' like 'lecykeleber' haha... actually means 'recycleable! haha.. hilarious. hope all is well at home!

meanwhile... muthu will entertain.

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"Muthu : "13th October."Interviewer : "Which year?"Muthu : "Every year."*****

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*The Manager asked Muthu at an interview...."Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do Ilook like a foreigner?"Wife: "No! Why?"Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."Wife : ?????????*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man wasborn in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babieswere born here."*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut offone leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. Thecockroach walked.Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cutoff its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn'twalk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut acockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle,the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying tosee my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to thewash basin.Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeingthis, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towardsthe signboard "*WASH BASIN* "*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of abuilding and it's on fire. How will you escape?"Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."*****

*Oh........ the funniest...

*At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned onthe right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Just for Laughs: The 10 Commandments

Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every wordyou say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating! In the first year of marriage, the manspeaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbourslisten.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure ofone thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts whenthey try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and agood cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished.

One for the archives..

I was going through and deleting my old email accounts and i found this!! Before we were NeyMind, we were S.H.I.T... haha!!!


Subject:
Programme highlights for 2004
Date:
Tue, 06 Jan 2004 07:50:29 +0000

Greetings everyone..
I've just appointed myself as the unofficial President of the Society of the Hottest and most Irresistable people from the Table clan. (SHIT).. (as usual i'm full of it.... and dun ask me why i so free.....). Some of the people in this mail list didn't really study much with us at the tables, but since you also full of S.H.I.T. i'll make an exception....
Welcome to programme highlights for the first quarter of 2004. This is what we have in stored for all members.....
Jan: 16th Jan 8.45pm@ Barnone
Annual event where we gather to celebrate the birthday of the most goodlooking, hottest male person in CCK.. aka me.. and his 2 other superhero friends namely NBH and Koh Yileen. Your presence is much appreciated and your presents will also be even much more appreciated!!! (hahaha!!! by now you still dunno i not shy??? a bit late right???) Pls confirm your attendance via email or sms. Partners are welcome. If you happen to have a hot looking, single female friend/relative/cousin, bring along also lah....
Feb: 1st Feb 3pm @ Yileen's place
Steamboat/Yusheng session. Makan time to celebrate CNY. This one Kenny must come cos among everyone only he can give ang boh!!! On ah Kenny!!!!
Pulau Hantu weekend get away. Jason's idea. Obviously wanna make up for the fact that he went without us the other time (right guys??) Will prob be over a weekend... will confirm again.
March: Berkelah Falls.
This one requires loads of planning and coordination. Need to know who's interested and getting the correct contacts and logistics done. Will be in the March school hoildays so Miss S.I.M. kerling can make it. Those in favour raise ya hands??
Wah long mail. Please reply to tell me if you are interested in the various activities. Pls forward this mail to other ex SIM fellow you know.. Preferably people we know and full of S.H.I.T. like all of you..

That's all folks!!!
Jamez....
(Choa Chu Kang Kampong Boy)

New Job Snippets

Want to hear about my new job, well... checkout the email below I sent to my ex-colleagues.

Dear Servcorpians,

I miss you all!!! It's been over a month since I left & I am slowly seeing light...
For one - I know that it's never going to be crystal, marble & leather in my new workplace...

I am slowly getting accustomed to the work pace, work culture & new team. We will be shifting office probably September - upgrade to a higher floor in the same building... Maybe I should put forth my suggestions - IP phones, espresso machine, reception with views & maybe a guardian angel by the entrance (not a shining knight/terricotta warrior* though. I was thinking of a horse since our it's part of the company logo.. Hmmm... Maybe borrow the bronze horse* from Anna?) I wonder if they will think me pampered or rebellious...

Let's talk about work culture...

CULTURE SHOCK 1: The never-ending email trails
It points everywhere, cover everybody's ass & is encouraged upon...
Emails are no longer a tool to effectively convey a message, it bombards the mind unnecessarily. AND IT INCLUDES THE WHOLE WORLD!
I have never hit "Delete" button so often in my life - equivalent to how you delete the junk Viagra emails every morning.

With over 80 emails a day (in/out), how will I know a "FYA" is not "FYI". I never use that term before!!! If it's "For Your Action", then spell it out for goodness sake & include my name in BOLD! Stop cc the whole world, I will start to think the email is not meant for me...

CULTURE SHOCK 2: The fantastic communication system
I pride myself using IP phones in Servcorp - the ability to answer the call by announcing the callers name first (yes - freaking sometimes) OR the ability to deliberately miss a call...
Here in my company... No, I do not use digital phone.. I use an analog phone... R

Multiple Choice Question: How will you know you have got voicemail?
(A) Red light on phone
(B) Auto call back every 15 minutes
(C) Pick up the phone & it announce "You got voicemail"

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ANSWER: (C)
Yes, this is worse than digital phone era - you will know you have got voicemail the very moment you need to make an urgent phonecall. Good news is - you can still proceed to make the call even if you have not checked the voicemails. Let's just hope I remember! So if you called me, sorry.. I will have no idea you called unless you leave me a lovely voicemail....

Anyway, these are little snippets into my new working life... Funny at times.. And it always makes me think of you gals.. always bring a tiny smile to my lips...Feel free to share this email with my fellow ex-Servcorpians...

Looking to catching up with you gals soon!!!
Take good care of yourself!

*Just in case you wonder about the knights & horse. In Servcorp, we have knight in shinning armour (Six Battery Road), terricota warrior (Prudential Tower) & bronze horse (Six Battery Road) gracing the reception area.

Hi Bloggers...
There hasn't been much activities in here leh?!
Anyway, just want to share some pictures of my recent diving trip to Pulau Aur, Malaysia.
It was very fun and i learned a lot about life underwater. For those of you who can, i'll strongly encourage you to learn diving. It's really an eye opener.

Thanks Wong for your cool gear as well. :)