Enjoy some light moments.......at Muthu's expense

dear all... i am doing ok... saw yvonne's joke and decided to put this one here as well.. this email amused quite a bit. hehe..

by the way, anyone gg to US or UK, watch Avenue Q! its damn good.... go to my blog, i have all hte links to the synopsis and songs.... i am sooo sure ALL of you will LOVE it!! i mean seriously, they have puppets having sex on stage! haha... and they talk about porn! haha.. and about racist jokes ... u get it.. they even poke fun of this jap who cannot speak properly! replacing all the 'R' with 'L' like 'lecykeleber' haha... actually means 'recycleable! haha.. hilarious. hope all is well at home!

meanwhile... muthu will entertain.

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"Muthu : "13th October."Interviewer : "Which year?"Muthu : "Every year."*****

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*The Manager asked Muthu at an interview...."Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do Ilook like a foreigner?"Wife: "No! Why?"Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."Wife : ?????????*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man wasborn in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babieswere born here."*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut offone leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. Thecockroach walked.Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cutoff its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn'twalk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut acockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle,the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying tosee my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to thewash basin.Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeingthis, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towardsthe signboard "*WASH BASIN* "*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of abuilding and it's on fire. How will you escape?"Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."*****

*Oh........ the funniest...

*At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned onthe right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!